Incredible Moment

The Boss

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...

Whale shuts down ship traffic

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (UPI) -- Maritime authorities in Florida said the Port of Jacksonville was shut down for an entire day due to a right whale spotted at the mouth of the St. Johns River.

The U.S. Coast Guard said ship traffic was suspended at about 10 a.m. Monday after the whale was spotted entering the river and swimming between the jetties and the Mayport basin, The (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union reported Tuesday.

The Coast Guard said inbound and outbound ship traffic resumed at about 6:15 p.m., after the endangered whale was seen swimming back to the Atlantic Ocean.

Federal law prohibits approaching within 500 yards of a North Atlantic right whale.