Cat in a box?

(3/21/2011) This is our 10 week old Simba

3 Sisters

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath.

She puts her foot in and pauses.....

She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters... She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

The Original Sin

Did you lose a cat?

What $2 Can Buy

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, just to make conversation.

Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor.

"What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

The Iowa Rock Memorial

There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Highway 25 in rural Iowa.

For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times.

A few months back, the rock received its latest paint job,
and since then it has been left completely undisturbed.

It's quite an impressive sight. Be sure to scroll down and check out the multiple photos. (all angles) of the rock.

I thought the flag was draped over the rock, but it's not. It's actually painted on the rock too.

Here's the artist-Ray "Bubba" Sorensen.

AWESOME Work, RAY...

Thank you!


" God Bless America " and "OUR SOLDIERS AND VETS"

Thanks to Larry R of Thermal Industries of Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

Woman of his Dreams

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook...."