Take a look and guess what your looking at?

This is Facebook's new data-center in northern Sweden, it's located 60 miles from the Arctic Circle. The frigid cold will help cool the servers so that Facebook will become faster.

New Version of the Three Bears Story

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....



I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET



Thanks to Larry R from Washington Township, Pa. for this contribution

Thank you to ALL MILITARY MEMBERS PAST or PRESENT for keeping me safe in the GREATEST NATION in the WORLD. The GOOD OLE U.S.A.

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and today was my brother Capt. Thomas Brooks birthday, he died on Valentine's Day 1986 fighting a fire in the Homewood/Brushton area of Pittsburgh Pa. Miss ya Tom R.I.P

At a Bar In Pennsylvania

A guy walks into a bar in Stoneboro and orders a white wine.

All the loco's sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitifull Southern shit.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from up North ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in up there ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says Joe "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

Chick or Dude? Olympics Edition

A Special Happy Birthday to my Sister Kathleen of Detroit Michigan celebrating her 64th. Love ya, Kath.

Weird Home in Korea

She's new to football????

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

Toilet's for the New Generation