Santa's Little Helpers

Time to exercise

Perfect Christmas gift for that Special Person

The Obama Urinal Cake Target
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In Cahoots

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have never been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And more and more I think of the Here After. Several times a day, in fact, I enter a room and think “What am I here after?”

Sound familiar????? Join the Club!

Thanks to Larry R from Washington Township Pa. for this contribution

Supreme Court Ruling

Supreme Court Rules No Nativity Scene in DC

Date: Tuesday, 29 Nov 2011

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

The search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable!

Thanks to Larry R from Washington Township for this contribution

Miss Kentucky speaks to the audience!

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Note: This is the new Miss Kentucky
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The picture that will stay with her for the rest of her life:

Make-up and hair style ................... $500
New dress for the show ...................$700
Giant stuffed bear ............................ $300

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand......Priceless!

Thanks to Terry S. from Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital next week!!

Thanks to Terry S from Murrysville Pa. for this contribution