G.M 's ** Newest Car

**(NOTE) G.M (Government Motors)

Thanks to Terry S. of Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

The Church Plaque

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year- old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, son."

"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, focused on the plaque.

"Sir, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor.

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"

What has America become

Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contributio




Special note today: Happy Birthday to my son Bill (squatchy Playstation Network), today he is 26. Hope he has many more, Love ya Son

Total News or Total Lies?

A Pittsburgh's State of Mind

Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

A MUST READ FOR ALL MALES!

The book "Understanding Women" has finally arrived in book stores:

Thanks to Larry R from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

Canibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $12.50

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

Thanks to Terry S. from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa for this contribution