Saturday, July 30, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Me Wanna try
Some years ago, in Times Square in NYC, I observed a native
American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin
clothes, etc.
As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand,
in an Indian greeting, and say "Wanna".
I watched this ritual for about 20 minutes, and I became more
curious as he kept making these greetings. Finally, I couldn't
resist any longer. I went up to the native American, and said,
"I have been watching you, and I am confused. I thought that
Indians say "How".
He turned to me, obviously quite annoyed, and said...
"ME KNOW HOW...ME TRYING TO FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!"
American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin
clothes, etc.
As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand,
in an Indian greeting, and say "Wanna".
I watched this ritual for about 20 minutes, and I became more
curious as he kept making these greetings. Finally, I couldn't
resist any longer. I went up to the native American, and said,
"I have been watching you, and I am confused. I thought that
Indians say "How".
He turned to me, obviously quite annoyed, and said...
"ME KNOW HOW...ME TRYING TO FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!"
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Who is it?
An Englishman took a business trip to New York. When he arrived, the hotel clerk asked him a riddle.
"My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. "I don't know, who was it?"
The hotel clerk responded, "It was me!"
The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn't wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So he told them, "It was a hotel clerk I met in New York."
"My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Englishman thought long and hard, but eventually gave up. "I don't know, who was it?"
The hotel clerk responded, "It was me!"
The Englishman thought that was hilarious. He couldn't wait to get home and tell this funny joke to his family and friends in England.
When he arrived home they met him at the airport and he asked them: "My mom and dad had a baby. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
His friends thought and thought about it until they gave up. So he told them, "It was a hotel clerk I met in New York."
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
The Marine, a poodle, and the French
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle...
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said no 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said no 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.
Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution
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