In memory of Cashphat

In memory of our father
Daniel J Brooks
June 20, 1957 to December 18,2011
We will always remember you
From his sons Rooster and Squatchy

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Foreign Legion is a lonely job

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy
looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He
asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere,
and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we
have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess
it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain
could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to
have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the
Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to
ride into town."

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