Little Johnny gets teacher

Little Johnny is in school working on his arithmetic. The
teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 blackbirds sitting on a
fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many
blackbirds are left?"

Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The
teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy
says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared,
leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not
exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little Johnny then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.

There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream
cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the
third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the
women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally
replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which the little Johnny replies, "Actually, its the one with
the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"