At a Bar In Pennsylvania

A guy walks into a bar in Stoneboro and orders a white wine.

All the loco's sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitifull Southern shit.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from up North ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in up there ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says Joe "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

Thanks to Terry S from Thermal Industries in Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

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