The Danger Of Typos

A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, which began with JennJohn.

Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended up going to and address that began with JeanJohn, a Jean Johnson in Duluth, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away and was buried that day. The preacher's wife took one look at the E-mail and promptly fainted.

It read, "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"

Stuff They Don't Want You To Know-Planet X

Candy wrapper Prom Dress

Did Philip FART?

Did Phillip fart? ..and he probably does all the time.

What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!

The really important question?

Did Philip Fart? What do you think?

The expressions are priceless!
Look at the Queen's face!


Thanks to Dave S from Thermal Industries of Murrysville Pa. for this contribution

THE ONLY FLAG THAT DOESN'T FLY

Between the fields where the flag is planted, there are 9+ miles of flower fields that go all the way to the ocean.

The flowers are grown by seed companies.

It's a beautiful place, close to Vandenberg AFB.

The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834.

This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur.

Each Star is 24 feet in diameter;

each Stripe is 30 feet wide.

This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants, with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers.

For our soldiers...

Thanks to Terry S. of Thermal Industries of Murrysville Pa. for this contribution